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What we need is an oil barrel subscription service. For just $20/mo, they'll deliver a barrel of oil to your house or business. For $25/mo, they'll throw in a
by friedegg 6y ago
What we need is an oil barrel subscription service. For just $20/mo, they'll deliver a barrel of oil to your house or business. For $25/mo, they'll throw in a bucket of coal. Makes a great holiday gift.
- 3fe9a03ccd14ca5 6y agoDoes it include the actual barrel, it seems a steel drum barrel like that is itself worth more than $20!
- mcny 6y agoWouldn't it be better if I store the oil for you and give you a certificate instead? You could buy it instantly and you could just email or whatsapp your christmas gift of coal...
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- raverbashing 6y agoEven better if the certificates are cryptographically signed in a chain and their custody is verified though a solution of the Byzantine generals problem.
- MisterTea 6y agoNo. You have to bring it back to the local supermarket or recycling center for the $20 deposit.
- c54 6y ago1) buy WTI oil future (min contract is 1000 barrels) 2) wait for delivery 3) cry when you now have 42000 gallons of toxic sludge on your front porch 4) wash your hands and maintain appropriate social distancing