"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they have me solving captchas. If anybody needs me I'll be over in the corner rusting for the next, oh, one million

"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they have me solving captchas. If anybody needs me I'll be over in the corner rusting for the next, oh, one million years." -- Marvin the Paranoid Android (with liberties taken)