At the end of the story: "When I announced that I was going 'solo' my mom freaked out. I was 22 at the time [...]" Dude, after all that crap I figured you'd b

At the end of the story: "When I announced that I was going 'solo' my mom freaked out. I was 22 at the time [...]" Dude, after all that crap I figured you'd be around 35...