A Scot chief engineer I once worked with claimed you only needed four words in your vocabulary to keep up conversation with a true Scotsman - Aye, Nay, Fook, Sh

A Scot chief engineer I once worked with claimed you only needed four words in your vocabulary to keep up conversation with a true Scotsman - Aye, Nay, Fook, Shite; if you'd been to university, you could expand your vocabulary with Bastid, too. After a couple of weeks offshore with him and assorted other Scots, I came around to believing he was mostly right...