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Your friend figured out how to time the market. Amazing.

• dempseye 6y ago
  His parents were the ones who really showed foresight.
  • autonoshitbox 6y ago
    No, his grandparents were. Actually...
    • krustyburger 6y ago
      I think we can all agree that it was the first aquatic organism that bravely oozed onto dry land.
      • irrational 6y ago
        The primordial soup would like a word.
        • DonHopkins 6y ago
          Julia Child had a great recipe for Primordial Soup! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julia_Child https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julia_Child https://massasoit.instructure.com/courses/346438/pages/video-the-primordial-soup-with-julia-child https://massasoit.instructure.com/courses/346438/pages/video... Also a great recipe for shark repellent, that she made for the CIA. https://www.cia.gov/news-information/featured-story-archive/2015-featured-story-archive/shark-repellent.html https://www.cia.gov/news-information/featured-story-archive/... And she showed how to bone a chicken Saturday Night Live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSxv6IGBgFQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSxv6IGBgFQ
      • arcticbull 6y ago
        Uh, I think reddit is leaking
        • krustyburger 6y ago
          I’m not sure how serious you are, but that gate-keeping formulation (that another community is “leaking”) is just about the most Reddit-esque thing you could say.