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For realism, it should integrate people making their calls in the open space, the guy right next to you chewing loudly with an open mouth, the heated design deb
by Pelic4n 7y ago
For realism, it should integrate people making their calls in the open space, the guy right next to you chewing loudly with an open mouth, the heated design debate occuring 3 desks from you and the salespeople celebrating their bonus with a lot of volume.
I do not miss the office.
- brailsafe 7y agoHow am I supposed to work without the guy next to me chewing the egg he just cracked with his mouth open, the guy behind me crunching chips and audibly burping, and the sales guy with a bluetooth earpiece and mechanical keyboard!? I do not miss the office.
- gambiting 7y agoWhere the hell do you people work lol :P I'm in an open plan office of 300 people and it's usually just as quiet if not quieter than this website.
- dijit 7y agoEven in our company this is highly dependent. I work in LiveOps and it gets very loud with even a low number of people in proximity.
- gambiting 7y agoHey Dijit - are you sure? I've been to your "war room" a few times and it's like a crypt in there most of the time, you could hear a pin drop so to speak. Unless you mean some other area ;-)
- dijit 7y agoI guess nobody was on a call then. :) Everyone has a mechanical keyboard, and often 4-5 people are on skype calls. Some people are very loud when talking through the mic and they speak louder the more people are talking. It leads to a really obscene amplification of volume pretty quickly and tends to last until the lunch or the end of the day. But yes, I think you've seen my war room then :D
- commandlinefan 7y agoNo, where the hell do you work? And are they hiring?
- at-fates-hands 7y agoYou forgot about the guy doing his kettle bell routine at his stand up desk. And no, I'm not joking. It actually happened, for several days until enough people complained and he stopped doing it.
- brailsafe 7y agoI think that's insane, but I also don't have a space to do any kind of workout at the office. When most people are gone for the day I try and use one of the empty meeting rooms for a few stretches and push-ups.
- APock 7y agoDon't forget the horribly loud air circulation system right above you, either.
- Freak_NL 7y agoAdd the HVAC units making weird noises, smartphone notification sounds, and ringtones, fucking ringtones.
- raverbashing 7y agoYou know if the person uses a traditional phone ringtone that they're of the older echelons Edit: a (traditional rotary phone) ringtone, not a "basic" ringtone. Though I'm satisfied with the stock choices of the recent Android phones, they start slowly and are not overwhelming.
- fooblat 7y agoThese days I'm always surprised when I hear a phone make any audible alert sounds. It's always someone from a very different cultural group that mine. edit: typo
- dingo_bat 7y agoWorst is when people leave their phone at their desk and go for a coffee break and the phone keeps ringing and ringing.
- rjsw 7y agoSomeone that I used to work with had a ringtone of a dog barking, he would leave the phone on his desk when doing stuff elsewhere in the building and his wife would call him several times a day.
- tyurok 7y agoWe had a friendly deal in our office for those kind of disturbances. If you leave your phone ringing at your desk, you pay a round of drinks for the team.
- at-fates-hands 7y agoI used to have the 56K dial up ringtone for a while. I just went back to muting my ringer since I used to get weird stares constantly. I recently had to change my ringtone because every dev in our office has the standard iphone ringtone so anytime someone's phone rings, you can hear everybody go to pick their phones up.
- capableweb 7y ago> integrate people making their calls in the open space This could be done in a community/collaborative fashion, where the website allows people that are talking/having calls can connect to the website to share their noise with the people who need the noise in the background. Website would automatically adjust the volume based on the distance parameter you set.
- INTPenis 7y agoIt does do that. Maybe it changed since the link was posted but if you click the shapes/people they make noise. And the constant hum in the background is partly computers, partly AC ducts.
- Insanity 7y agoOffice noise is horrible, one of the reasons I switched to WFH (before the corona issues happened).
- encom 7y agoSounds like someone has a case of the mondays!
- tluyben2 7y agoAnd non tech people coming up to me every 5 minutes to have a chat like 'I sent you an email 2 seconds ago, did you check it? Let's go over it!'.
- fooblat 7y ago> salespeople celebrating their bonus with a lot of volume This. The most (and least) challenging office I've ever worked in featured a large open plan that had the sales team adjacent to the engineering team. The sales team had a large ship's bell and not only would they ring it for every deal they closed, they would ring it once for every 10k of the deal! That plus they're general loudness drove the engineers crazy. First they gave us all noise cancelling head phones but that didn't really help. Finally they moved engineering to another office location down the street. Everything changed when we made the new space our own. Still an open plan but with plenty of cozy corners to sit with a laptop and a few well insulated meeting rooms for loud discussions. The big change tho was the atmosphere: nice and quiet!
- itsrajju 7y agoSalespeople in my org have always been in a separate, though adjacent, building. I never knew that their noisy celebrations were a thing until I had to get on a same bus as some of them on 31st of a month. The jubilation of those who had made the target... MY GOD!!
- stuff4ben 7y agoWhat kind of tone-deaf person made the original suggestion to colocate sales and engineering?!?! I prefer cubicles myself (or individual offices, but let's be realistic). But I can survive in an open floorplan provided it's reasonably quiet.
- jlengrand 7y agoWhat kind of tone-deaf person made the original suggestion to colocate sales and engineering?!? "Agile"? :)
- baud147258 7y agoI had an internship in an investment company, the devs were in the same open space as the traders… At least it calmed down once the market were closed.
- Shivetya 7y agonow all we need is the ability to generate smells on demand to experience the burnt popcorn and two pack a day smoker whose jacket has experience forty years of it
- misnome 7y agoI should crack open a can of tuna at 10am and leave it at the end of the desk! (Yes, this happens on the desk next to me at work)
- JoeAltmaier 7y agoToss it in the trash! Simple response, very defendable.
- mandelbrotwurst 7y agoHave you tried asking them to not open it until they plan to eat it?
- mr_toad 7y agoAnd the smell of fish casserole in the microwave.
- uhtred 7y agoAll these things resonate with me. Brings back near murderous rage when I remember the colleagues hammering their shitty chunky keyboards, slurping tea and slamming the cup down, talking with a mouth full of food, sneezing so loud I can't believe they aren't deliberately doing it for attention, laughing so loud it must be forced, at non funny stuff, presumably to show everyone how in on some joke they are... I could go on and on. But I always thought I was the only person in my office bothered by it, as no one else seemed to notice, whereas I would be visibly annoyed. Maybe others are just good at hiding their frustration. I don't miss the office at all either.
- PeterStuer 7y agoYou are forgetting the girls from HR turning the office into a socialite coffee shop.
- raisedbyninjas 7y agoMaybe the site was updated, but I definitely heard somebody chomping on celery without closing their mouth about 1 inch from the mic. I hate chewing.
- specialist 7y agoClipping finger nails in public is my kryptonite.