~~Please change it back. I appreciate ~dvdt's humorous yet candid explanation that they're using the simplest of machine learning techniques, but unless they ex

~~Please change it back. I appreciate ~dvdt's humorous yet candid explanation that they're using the simplest of machine learning techniques, but unless they explicitly say that it is indeed simple linear regression, I think it risks inaccuracy to describe it so specifically.~~ ETA: never mind, ~dvdt signed off on the change. Appreciate the collaboration!