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Man, I'd hate to get the placebo.

• detaro 7y ago
  > Compared with individuals screened but not enrolled, participants included in the study were on aircraft at significantly lower altitude (mean of 0.6 m for participants v mean of 9146 m for non-participants; P<0.001) and lower velocity (mean of 0 km/h v mean of 800 km/h; P<0.001). You'd be fine ;)
  • gpm 7y ago
    Ya, but wouldn't you rather have a parachute? It sounds like a lot more fun.
  • yread 7y ago
    Every year lots of airline and airport workers get injured or die falling from a stationary aircraft when mobile stairs fail or are retracted too early. On the other hand parachute wouldn't help them either
    • detaro 7y ago
      that's also slightly different than jumping down 2 feet.
• message 7y ago
  What the actual fuck?!
  • Fjolsvith 7y ago
    You know, the schoolkid's backpack.