That is because those statements are really written for you in the first place. They are really written by and for lawyers. This is about finding a balance be

That is because those statements are really written for you in the first place. They are really written by and for lawyers. This is about finding a balance between comforting as many users as they can, which is lip service, and not say anything that will result as evidence in a lawsuit. For most of the people griping here, saying anything they would want to hear (which would amount to grovelling and still be "not enough") does not fit that criteria.