Please don't attack a straw-man! The OP didn't "mock" anyone. As I wrote above on the subsequent EDIT: There are lots of good reasons to use JS or TypeScript fo

Please don't attack a straw-man! The OP didn't "mock" anyone. As I wrote above on the subsequent EDIT: There are lots of good reasons to use JS or TypeScript for a ton of use cases... but that doesn't mean we can't recognize and laugh at the idiosyncrasies of the language :-)