I swear to god the number of times I've hung up on people threatening visits from the FBI because I'm behind on my taxes (spoiler: i'm not) has been driving me

I swear to god the number of times I've hung up on people threatening visits from the FBI because I'm behind on my taxes (spoiler: i'm not) has been driving me literally insane. Maybe I can actually turn my ringer on my phone off of silent mode one day.