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This is so silly. Here's teh secret: your programming ability is set genetically by how much Yeti blood you have in your ancestry. Yeti half-breeds recognize
by carapace 7y ago
This is so silly. Here's teh secret: your programming ability is set genetically by how much Yeti blood you have in your ancestry. Yeti half-breeds recognize each other (often unconsciously) by smell. That's why some people can get programming jobs hella easily while others just can't even after strenuous training. Check your feet. If your second toe isn't longer than your big toe you're screwed. Give it up. You might as well go get an MBA or something.
- juped 7y agoHow do the Yetis get onsites to smell one another?
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- carapace 7y agoIt's a psychic stench, detected through the third nostril, that infuses the bits of their email electrohomeopathically when they send their resumes.
- agitator 7y agoLooks like all the remote interviews during this pandemic are evening the playing field. GG Yetis.