That’s not what this is about at all. This is simply looking around at people using benches, stools, stumps, and piles of rocks and suggesting we come up with a

That’s not what this is about at all. This is simply looking around at people using benches, stools, stumps, and piles of rocks and suggesting we come up with a word to describe something constructed that you sit on... then looking at the nicknames currently being used and highlighting the most common. It has nothing to do with prescribing any particular style of chair.