Ah, but life is a FAANG job interview. If you pass the test, a life of luxury and leisure await you. If you fail, eternity in the damnation of tiny paychecks

Ah, but life is a FAANG job interview. If you pass the test, a life of luxury and leisure await you. If you fail, eternity in the damnation of tiny paychecks and meaningless work. You must endure the whiteboard challenges and strive for perfection to show that you are worthy for the promised land. Or... maybe I drank too much coffee this morning....