oh I get it, the virus teleports from the patient to the surface, no air transmission. /s (you're splitting hairs, and the implied medical advice will actually

oh I get it, the virus teleports from the patient to the surface, no air transmission. /s (you're splitting hairs, and the implied medical advice will actually kill people who follow it - much MUCH MUCH safer to simply say "airborne" to the general public, who need a simpler model than this)