I feel bad about my last response. I'm Scottish, living out on the west coast. We've had no cases of coronavirus here yet. Therefore things are not as bad here

I feel bad about my last response. I'm Scottish, living out on the west coast. We've had no cases of coronavirus here yet. Therefore things are not as bad here as they are elsewhere. So, you should just read all my comments in your finest Scottish accent. I'm sure it will be terrible but at least it might give you a laugh.