Java has the opposite problem. One of the often repeated taglines is "If you're unhappy with X, you can easily replace it with Y, Z, or Q!" I just want one wel

Java has the opposite problem. One of the often repeated taglines is "If you're unhappy with X, you can easily replace it with Y, Z, or Q!" I just want one well-working thing, not twenty alternatives - seven of which turn out to be abandoned, three incomplete, one only works with Java 15 beta, and two are actually forks of the same abandoned pre-Oracle blogpost from Sun.