As I paged-down to start reading, I got four words in ("Mindlessly checking social networks") before four social network badges animated in from the left. Seems

As I paged-down to start reading, I got four words in ("Mindlessly checking social networks") before four social network badges animated in from the left. Seems a little ironic. Regardless, it was a good read. Your idea about dumbphone+SIM-less smartphone is something I've not heard before and might try.