I am not looking down on folks different from myself. Also, I am not a data scientist. Regardless, what you are claiming is not possible. As I am sure you know

I am not looking down on folks different from myself. Also, I am not a data scientist. Regardless, what you are claiming is not possible. As I am sure you know, data science is a specialized field, one which draws upon a combination of statistics and computer science practices. You may be able to get some of the computer science practices down in a boot camp, but there's no way you're getting a boot camp to fill in the Bachelor's in statistics you need to be a good data scientist. Years of hard work and sincere dedication, however, I am sure can get you there.