It's easy to get working provided that you compile _everything_ from source. You can either omit glibc from this, or accept that it will still dynamically load

It's easy to get working provided that you compile _everything_ from source. You can either omit glibc from this, or accept that it will still dynamically load some stuff at runtime even when "statically" linked, or switch to musl. A nice benefit is that LTO can then be applied to the entire program as a whole.