"I can tear out a sheet and give to a person, I can hand them a pen and let them draw" ...and when you get it back, you can catch a disease for which there is

"I can tear out a sheet and give to a person, I can hand them a pen and let them draw" ...and when you get it back, you can catch a disease for which there is no herd immunity then give it to your girlfriend who gets it on her blouse that rubs against seniors all day long helping them get dressed and go to the toilet at an old folks home...