Interesting. Thank you for answering. Seems the water splashing about is a pretty easy problem to solve. Your bum shoudl cover move of the opening and a simp

Interesting. Thank you for answering. Seems the water splashing about is a pretty easy problem to solve. Your bum shoudl cover move of the opening and a simple shroud would block the gap between the seat and the rim. The amount of TP used goes down dramatically with experience and the idea that you cannot get super clean with it is not entirely accurate. It will not be soap and water clean, for sure, but clean and dry to the touch is easy to accomplish. The amount used goes down with experience. 4 sheets wrapped around 3 fingers and sort of folded and held by the thumb provides protection to your digits and adequate surface area for cleaning. . Do that 2-4 times and all done. Or as some might say - once forward, once back, once to polish. Don't ask. Just ... imagine. :D Ready to have your mind blow? within the TP user community there are 3 distinct strategies for cleaning. As the joke goes - Most don't realize people do it differently than they do, and when they find out think they are very weird. Stay seated, scoot forward, lean forward, hand behind you. Stand up, lean forward, hand behind you. Stand up, squat down, lean forward, hand behind you. There may be some variations on each of those creating sub-groups; hand positions, one foot on seat, etc. Imaging the logistics of those different groups is sort of fascinating.