TP is cheap, large in volume, probably has lots of producers (no patents) and plants (because transport is expensive relative to price), can be replaced by show

TP is cheap, large in volume, probably has lots of producers (no patents) and plants (because transport is expensive relative to price), can be replaced by shower/bidet/worn-out socks/even white bread. I can’t think of a worse product to do this with. The daily newspaper, maybe. If this really is scammers getting burned, they’re not getting my sympathy (the budget of sympathy-for-the-undeserving is mostly pledged anyway, for the people who insisted on going to Church this Sunday)