Thomas runs into George at the coffee shop. "Wow!" George says, "Wait 'til you hear what happened to me this morning. I was sitting here managing my adword spen

Thomas runs into George at the coffee shop. "Wow!" George says, "Wait 'til you hear what happened to me this morning. I was sitting here managing my adword spend when I noticed a babe giving me the eye. Webmistress type, you know, Macbook Air, deerstalker cap, and an 'I lost friends on the Death Star' tee shirt stretched over an impressive pair of melons." Thomas nods. "She gets up, grabs the bathroom key, and heads into the disabled/family bathroom. The one where you can get a lot of privacy. I use it to check on my Ashley Madison afilliate income. Anyhow, she stops at the door and gives me an unmistakable look. So I slip my laptop into my bag and follow her in." Thomas licks his lips. George continues. "The door closes. She pulls her shirt up over her head and I can see her breasts are bursting out of a lacy bra. She looks me straight in the eye and says the magic words: 'Take what you want.' So I did." Thomas whistles in appreciation. "Good choice, the tee shirt was probably too small. So, have you got Parallels running on it yet?"