I've used all kinds of toilets. Toilet paper is for savages. From cleanest / most practical to dirtiest: 1. Real bidet with warm water + soap https://upload

I've used all kinds of toilets. Toilet paper is for savages. From cleanest / most practical to dirtiest: 1. Real bidet with warm water + soap https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b3/Bidet_Ego_Kolo.jpg 2. Shower + soap 3. Bidet sprayer (cold water) + soap 4. Bidet sprayer (cold water) 5. Toiler paper If you fall into points 4 or 5 in my mind you are a savage, walking around with thin layer of feces spread around your bottom.