For green-field projects (new projects/apps), you always had bug #1: "[Insert project codename] doesn't work. Severity: 1. Priority: 1." Always interesting to

For green-field projects (new projects/apps), you always had bug #1: "[Insert project codename] doesn't work. Severity: 1. Priority: 1." Always interesting to read some of the bug reports; some of which could meander off-topic in interesting ways.