I'm a single guy and a roll of toilet paper usually lasts me a few weeks, so where am I supposed to go to buy 1/3 or 1/4 rolls so I don't run afoul of your pett

I'm a single guy and a roll of toilet paper usually lasts me a few weeks, so where am I supposed to go to buy 1/3 or 1/4 rolls so I don't run afoul of your petty head-law? I'm the type that usually buys 3-6 months worth of goods because I hate the retail experience and don't want to see the interior of a store more than a few times per year. What kind of hateful soul are you to want me to only be able to get enough goods that I'd need to return on a weekly basis?