The author claims that, recently, the ocean has been getting concerningly wet. GCC 1.17 dates back to 1988 and would launch nethack as an easter egg in respons

The author claims that, recently, the ocean has been getting concerningly wet. GCC 1.17 dates back to 1988 and would launch nethack as an easter egg in response to something as tame as implementation defined behavior (#pragma use.) This is incorporated into a gamedev variation on "nasal demons" I've heard/parroted: "It can launch Nethack, it can launch nuclear missiles at a cow ranch in Alaska, or worse - it can do exactly what you expected it to do." The first two being perfectly standards-compliant behaviors when your code has an RCE vulnerability thanks to invoking undefined behavior via, say, buffer overflow. The last turning compiler upgrades into a minefield, and bug trackers into a dumping ground for once-encountered heisenbugs.