We have a joke about customs workers: A group of customs workers discuss a birthday present for one of them. One suggests, a car. Nah, too small, say the other

We have a joke about customs workers: A group of customs workers discuss a birthday present for one of them. One suggests, a car. Nah, too small, say the others. Another one, an apartment. Nah, too small... What about letting him work one shift alone? Now easy there, tiger.