It looks like we can now get COVID-19 from Amazon Prime. Free 2-day delivery for all! A tired warehouse worker, forced to work overtime by Jeff Bezos, with no

It looks like we can now get COVID-19 from Amazon Prime. Free 2-day delivery for all! A tired warehouse worker, forced to work overtime by Jeff Bezos, with no health insurance or paid sick time, and with a robot that watches his every move to make sure he isn’t slacking, gets sick with the virus, and sneezes on your order. The package gets delivered to you in 2 days, and you open it up, and hold it in your hands, thinking the product is clean and sterile. Then 3 days later, you get a strange cough, then the next day, you develop a high fever. Boom! You just got infected with COVID-19. It didn’t come from China, but from your friendly (and sick) Amazon warehouse worker.