This immediately reminded me of the joke about a tourist talking with an old Australian bushman. The original rambles on a bit, but the shorter version is the t

This immediately reminded me of the joke about a tourist talking with an old Australian bushman. The original rambles on a bit, but the shorter version is the tourist asks if he knows any bushman remedies for chapped lips. “What you do, mate,” replies the bushman, “Is lift up your horses tail, and kiss him straight on the bum.” “And that fixes your chapped lips?!” exclaims the tourist. “No,” replied the bushman, “But it stops you licking them.”