Step 1: Admit these people are not your friends and you don't actually have as many friends as you would like and that their lives are meaningless to know about

Step 1: Admit these people are not your friends and you don't actually have as many friends as you would like and that their lives are meaningless to know about Step 2: Download your backup copy of horribly over-compressed images and videos that Facebook ruins on your behalf Step 3: Deactivate and cancel your Facebook Step 4: Enjoy life