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I work for a hedge fund that inverses the market. I'm mostly buying properties offshore, and trying not to get divorced.
by alpineidyll3 7y ago
I work for a hedge fund that inverses the market.
I'm mostly buying properties offshore, and trying not to get divorced.
- defen 7y agoGetting divorced during a recession is the worst. The recession takes half your money, your spouse takes half of what's left, and the lawyers take half of what's left of what's left. So you end up with about 12.5% of what you started with.
- jesterson 7y agoAnd that's a very optimistic calculation
- alpineidyll3 7y agoWhy is a market crash worse than a divorce? You lose half your stuff and your wife is still there! (jk tho, everything is good at home and I'm #teamvirus.)