In my ignorance I once pondered a model where [rather than teams] everyone gets their own object named after them. Something like JohnDoe.sortTable(foo) (Besid

In my ignorance I once pondered a model where [rather than teams] everyone gets their own object named after them. Something like JohnDoe.sortTable(foo) (Besides from being a stupid idea on so many levels) it seems fun to reason about: John doesn't sort the table properly. When John gets hit by the bus you have a really good idea what you've lost. You also get to identify the productive and unproductive.