"(Look up the penis of drakes (male ducks) and why it looks the way it does at some point)" Not to one-up you, but anyone who's at it anyway, also look up the

"(Look up the penis of drakes (male ducks) and why it looks the way it does at some point)" Not to one-up you, but anyone who's at it anyway, also look up the platypus mating behavior. Spoiler: it involves 4-headed penises.