Hi [customer rep's name] Thanks for taking time to cut and paste your response into your company's email support system. Unfortunately, I will not give you an

Hi [customer rep's name] Thanks for taking time to cut and paste your response into your company's email support system. Unfortunately, I will not give you any future business because instead of quickly resolving the issue you are wasting my valuable time with patronizing platitudes and endless ineffectiveness. However, I realize you are just a cog in a wheel doing your job to get a paycheck so I will play a few rounds of cut-and-paste with you just for fun before I call in and play the punch-a-zero-until-reaching-a-person game to actually get the issue resolved. I hope this feedback helps. Let my spam filter know if you have any more questions or comments! Sincerely, [your name]