>> "the software literally shoots knives out of the monitor and gouges out your eyes" That would be PeopleSoft. A former employer decided to use it to integra

>> "the software literally shoots knives out of the monitor and gouges out your eyes" That would be PeopleSoft. A former employer decided to use it to integrate/replace multiple different working business systems they had been running for at least a decade without issue. Part of that solution involved having 'project specialists' specially trained on the system so that they could run reports for project managers, presumably while also fetching them coffee (/s). I looked at the UI once out of curiosity but very quickly shut down my browser as my eyes started bleeding.