No, even in VB you wouldn't do that. Of course, way back in the dark ages when I wrote VB for client Windows apps I was all "lets keep this nice and simple, ni

No, even in VB you wouldn't do that. Of course, way back in the dark ages when I wrote VB for client Windows apps I was all "lets keep this nice and simple, nice and simple.... arrrrrrghhh, why doesn't this POS language do what I want?! HULK SMASH", and then I'd break out the Win32 APIs and hit it with the big guns. I feel a little sorry for the 'normal' VB programmers, because they'd be following my code and then BLAM it'd disappear into hyperspace, and re-emerge and something magical† would have happened. †Read as: a sufficiently advanced technology