"...because it's more of a Katamari Damacy of stray CS than a language with a coherent focus" This is the funniest and most accurate description of C++ that I

"...because it's more of a Katamari Damacy of stray CS than a language with a coherent focus" This is the funniest and most accurate description of C++ that I have ever heard. +100 for the game reference.