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I've been going to the airport shaking hands with everyone arriving from China and Italy. That way I'll get infected before everyone else and get first pick on
by welder 7y ago
I've been going to the airport shaking hands with everyone arriving from China and Italy. That way I'll get infected before everyone else and get first pick on hospital beds.
- 29athrowaway 7y agoAnd once you get to the hospital bed there will be no effective treatment for you. And you will be quarantined in the hospital section with all the rest of the coronavirus patients, reinforcing your infection.
- welder 7y agoI'll take those odds.