> EDIT: Based on the comments here, I just need to have a kid. My 3.5-year-old wakes up at 9AM, takes 1 nap, and goes to sleep at 1 or 2 AM. Most kids are on

> EDIT: Based on the comments here, I just need to have a kid. My 3.5-year-old wakes up at 9AM, takes 1 nap, and goes to sleep at 1 or 2 AM. Most kids are on an earlier schedule, but don’t count on it.