I submitted this as well just now - from a Matt Levine link. But the money quote for me is why, spending each night tunnelling under the bank, one of the robbe

I submitted this as well just now - from a Matt Levine link. But the money quote for me is why, spending each night tunnelling under the bank, one of the robbers wonders why his wife was not suspicious >>> his wife never questioned his nocturnal absence. She just assumed, he says, that he had a mistress. !!