When I tell Rubyists I'm a PHP developer, I usually get a missive "oh." like I've just been relegated to the kiddy table. This seemingly brainless blind man po

When I tell Rubyists I'm a PHP developer, I usually get a missive "oh." like I've just been relegated to the kiddy table. This seemingly brainless blind man pounding away on a keyboard reveling in the glory of the sound it makes is what I imagine all ruby/python/lisp/node hackers think of when they think of PHPtards. So, that's what I am; a PHP developer. Haters gonna hate.