Doom process manager: hold my rocket launcher Free drink holder program: yo boys, watch this. ejects CD-ROM tray Xeyes: Am I a joke program to you? Excel 95:

Doom process manager: hold my rocket launcher Free drink holder program: yo boys, watch this. ejects CD-ROM tray Xeyes: Am I a joke program to you? Excel 95: Goto B95, select row 95, Help > About > ctrl-alt-shift + [tech support] (I'm an easter egg, which is a joke program in a program. They don't make me anymore. :'( And you're welcome.) Applesoft BASIC: 10 INPUT "Press any key to continue...";A$ 20 GOTO 10 ^ Tech support gets a flood of calls about "no 'any' key" s/any key/<ENTER>/ Or 00 REM Which OS are we using again? ;) 10 PRINT 20 PRINT "Not ready reading drive A" 30 INPUT "Abort, Ignore, Retry, Fail?";A$ 40 PRINT 50 FOR X = 1 TO 20000 60 NEXT X 70 GOTO 10 EDIT: how many people will admit to writing a phony "FORMAT.COM" command in C || Pascal || assembly that hit the drive with pointless reads to make the hard drive light appear solid and realistic delays between % updates?