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Each age has its snake oil vendors. In the article it was arsenic. In the last century it was uranium and radium revitalizing products. Now we have thorium infused wearable ( https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22368960 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22368960 ). Though if you want to get rid of your rich old husband it may not be as efficient.