I appreciate the interest in listening to a simulcast of Harvard-Professor-Collaborates-With-A-Nobody-Hobo. I'll forward this to my agent. My agent is a tin ca

I appreciate the interest in listening to a simulcast of Harvard-Professor-Collaborates-With-A-Nobody-Hobo. I'll forward this to my agent. My agent is a tin can. I think she used to hold beans. Sometimes I put a few smashed nickels in her and rattle. While I do this, I pretend she's reading me my messages, and I'm like "oh no, I would never consent to a biopic directed by THAT charlatan." and then we laugh and laugh. Oh how we laugh.