Reminds me of a story I heard on the radio. A guy went out to eat in a New York restaurant. A couple came in, a pale white dude accompanied by the most beauti

Reminds me of a story I heard on the radio. A guy went out to eat in a New York restaurant. A couple came in, a pale white dude accompanied by the most beautiful black woman this guy had seen. They were seated close to him. It was immediately obvious to him that they were getting much better service than him - for instance they got their food almost immediately after ordering, while he was still waiting for his. So he started to heckle them. Fast forward to a year later. David Bowie has died, and his picture is on the front cover of every magazine. This guy finally realizes who it was he'd been heckling.