I like this from the comments "C# Well, you're a big girl now -- all grown up and the heiress of a promising diamond mine. But you're also a politician buckin

I like this from the comments "C# Well, you're a big girl now -- all grown up and the heiress of a promising diamond mine. But you're also a politician bucking to be the first female president. You've promised to be everything all of your predecessors were and everything they could not be. You look strangely familiar like an old girlfriend who has had a facelift and who has been in the witness relocation program. The wig and wheelchair don't fool those who can smell your scent and those of us who see that little switch at the back of the wheelchair that says "/unsafe" which is a euphemism for "release the whore" or “Unleashed! Now Scks And Fcks Everybody.” Once flipped, you'll be doing all of the nasty things we secretly like, but hired you not to do. But once we know you can be that whore, that's all you'll ever be... and at the dinner-party / political fund-raiser, your diamonds will still sparkle. Wipe your mouth, honey. "