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> The Secret Service agents ... ate jelly beans off someone's desk. I would sue the government for the unlawful acquisition of jelly beans.
by tempodox 7y ago
> The Secret Service agents ... ate jelly beans off someone's desk.
I would sue the government for the unlawful acquisition of jelly beans.
- knodi123 7y agoUse the government's math - don't just charge them the cost of the jellybeans, charge them for the jar, the desk, and add in the hours you spent buying them multiplied by your wage.
- loydb 7y agoThey also put a quarter-million copies through the crazy expensive (at the time) laser jet printer that I'd just bought a few months prior, paying over $3,000. They kept it for 4 years, 364 days, the longest they could legally hold on to it without charging me with anything.