I want all of these features in a phone without the rotary part: * Real, removable antenna with an SMA connector. Receptions is excellent, and if I really want

I want all of these features in a phone without the rotary part: * Real, removable antenna with an SMA connector. Receptions is excellent, and if I really want to I could always attach a directional antenna. * When I want a phone I don't have to navigate through menus to get to the phone "application". That's bullshit. * If I want to call my husband, I can do so by pressing a single dedicated physical key which is dediated to him. No menus. The point isn't to use the rotary dial every single time I want to make a call, which would get tiresome for daily use. The people I call most often are stored, and if I have to dial a new number, or do something like set the volume, then I can use the fun and satisfying-to-use rotary dial. * Nearlt instantaneous, high resolution of signal strength and battery level. No signal metering lag, and my LED bargraph gives 10 increments of resolution instead of just 4. * The ePaper display is bistatic, meaning it doesn't take any energy to display a fixed message. * When I want to change something about the phones behavior, I just do it. * The power switch is an actual slide switch. No holding down a stupid button to make it turn off and not being sure it really is turning off or what. edit:formatting